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This Hell brought to you in TECHNICOLOR

The Time Traveler's Guide to Earth, Article 10487

Polo Ralph Lauren: A Technicolor Hell born from the fires of human superficiality. There is nothing genuine about the place; it is only genuine in its own deceptions. Like the Stepford Wives

or a Clockwork Orange,

it exists only in its own falseness. A terrible place one should desperately avoid, lest they wish to become something they do not...homogeneously human.