Friday, May 26, 2006

On the Three Metamorphoses of a Book

THERE ARE THREE different levels a book can be written on. The first is a child's bedtime story, using small words that even a four-year-old could understand, with pictures on every page and very short, simple words. A good example of this is Shel Silverstein's The Giving Tree.

The second is for elementary level children. This involves complex sentences, but the story is told very quickly and simply, relying not so much on dialogue as it is on storytelling; the average college student would be able to read this book, reaching just into the triple-digit page numbers, in just one or two days and would still very much be able to enjoy it. A good example on this level would be Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

The last and most complex level is the perverbial novel, which is basically what all upper-level high school books and college books are written on. They can normally reach well into the several hundreds of pages and focus on intellectual dialogue that moves the story along through context of speech and the reader's own logical problem solving abilities. There are usually no pictures on this level and characters are not plain and simple, but indirect and complex, usually making it unclear who is good and who is evil. Most victorian age books fall into this category, such as Mary Shelly's Frankenstein: The Modern Prometheus. A more well known author may be Stephen King, who is known for his exceptionally long and dialetic books.

Originally, The Ladder in the Backyard was mean to be written on this most complex of levels, but I've realized one of the things I hate doing is pushing myself through long diatribes of conversation between two people to move the story along. It takes too much away from the fairytale essence of the story, and I just plain don't enjoy writing it. I want people to enjoy reading this story, not have to push themselves to get past the "boring parts." I want the writing to be quickly paced and entertaining, much like one of my favorite books, Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is the first book I ever read in one day.

Hopefully, my dear readers, this evolution in writing will be just what the doctor ordered. At this rate, the book should be finished by the end of this year. Although, that seems not to be the way that things end up in my life.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

The Miner on the Hill

The miner was standing alone on a hill
Working in coal and in clay
The miner would shiver, but then he was still
As silently I heard him pray

Oh, dear God in heaven, who knows what you know?
But I’m praying to change what may be
My friends are all miners, and they’re sleeping below
And I’m asking that they please be freed

The miners can’t breathe now, the miners can’t speak
The miners can’t move now, the miners are weak
The miners are loving forever and more
The miners are walking on that watery shore

The miner was standing alone on a hill
Weeping and carrying on
Weeping alone, now the miner stands still
Crying his friends are all gone

Oh, dear God in heaven, who knows what you know?
But I’m praying to reach sweet release
My friends are all miners, and they’re sleeping below
And I’m asking that they sleep in peace
Lord, I keep asking that they sleep in peace

-From Ode to a Dream by The Overmen

Thursday, May 04, 2006

English Teacher By Day, Published Author By Night, And...

Overman of the Month

Just for the sake of continuance, this is a monthly expose on who I consider, after every two fortnights, the person who most closely exemplifies the meaning and purpose of the Overman. It could be a very famous person, a real person, an imaginary person, or the stranger in the super-market. What this means is...anyone can be an Overman, anytime, anywhere.

And the award for the month of April, year two-thousand and six, goes to...

TRAVIS MULHAUSER

I
ENJOYED TRAVIS Mulhauser as a teacher (he was the quintessence of scholarly attire for some warped dimension in professorial hell I'd heard nothing about), but never in the sixteen weeks that I'd spent in his classroom doing impressions of baby goats being born did I ever think that he might, in fact, secretly be a published author.

I found out after having a conversation with Eva Efird, my Art Appreciation instructor, on why some people are geniuses, and what defines an actual genius. I told her why I love the class so much, and she mentioned that Travis Mulhauser, my english instructor, had actually published a fictional work before.


WHAT?!

His book is called Greetings from Cutler County: A Novella and Stories, and oddly enough I had once had an english teacher in high school bring in and mention that very book. I never read it, of course, so the name of whoever had written it never stayed in my brain. But here it was again, staring me in the face, making me wonder why he never mentioned it to the class. I imagine it was half out of not wanting to be ridiculed for the rest of the semester, half because he didn't feel like anyone needed to know in the first place, and half because he didn't want to hear all the eventual sucking up from brown-nosed students trying to butter him up by saying how wonderful his book was. As you can see, that's three half good reasons why not to say a single word on the subject.

He commented on some of my essays, most of which I must have sounded like a lunatic with the way that wrote, with encouraging words -- I believe he knew I liked to write just from reading those few words. And when we had to write research papers for our finals, I convinced him to let me write a fictional narrative instead. I turned it in on Tuesday, before I ever knew he wrote, and am currently thinking of going and speaking with him on whether or not he liked it.

Maybe, just maybe, I can get him to become my mentor and help me get my works published! This may be the very break I've been needing in my Journey Towards the Ubermensche!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

The "Superman Returns" Theatrical Trailer


When I first saw the new suit, it struck an odd chord with me. But now that I've seen it in action, over and again, I have a hard time imagining it any other way.

I believe the same can be said of my first glimpse of the new Man of Steel in action: it wasn't what I'd played back over and over in my mind for the past year this movie has been in production, but I believe that once I see it in completion it will not only feel right, but the only way to do it at all.

Nevertheless, it is something very beautiful to see again, done correctly. The fortress of solitude. Superman floating through the clouds. But will it dissapoint me in the end? Will it dissapoint you?

Decide for yourself...

Monday, May 01, 2006

Superman Returns: Full Trailer


AN OFFICIAL PRESS release from Warner Bros. Pictures states that the worldwide satellite debut of the Superman Returns trailer will happen this Tuesday, May 2nd. It's anticipated that the trailer will be released online at the same time...

Tuesday, May 2, 2006
9:00 PM - 9:15 PM ET
(6:00 PM - 6:15 PM PT)

Wednesday, May 3, 2006
9:30 AM - 9:45 AM ET
(6:30 AM - 6:45 AM PT)

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